Chistes en ingles

Q:What did the cow say on Christmas morning?

A:Moooooey Christmas!

Q:Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

A:Because she kept running away from the ball!

Q:Why do Giraffes have long necks?

A:Because their feet smell.

Q:What did the Policeman say to the stomach?

A:You're under a vest.

Q:What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A:Time to get a new fence.

Q:What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

A:Can you smell carrots?

Q:What wobbles and flies?

A:A Jelly-copter.